( 1 day ago) · Aug 31,2014 → 176 notes
me in class: can i use the bathroom please.
teacher: ok hurry up!
me: *goes on an hour journey through the school*
( 1 day ago) · Aug 31,2014 → 185,445 notes


Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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( 1 day ago) · Aug 31,2014 → 652,731 notes


anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

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( 1 day ago) · Aug 31,2014 → 13,541 notes


3:33am: I can (not) sleep

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